I would never!!

Now that I'm a mom, I find that I say things never imagined I would. Here's a sampling:

• "Does this poop look normal to you?"
• "No peeing on the table!"
• "Yay!! A poopy diaper!"
• "That was a lot of pee-pee!"
• "I don't have a third boob to offer you"
• "That was a good one!" (in reference to gas)
• "Just let me suck these boogers out!"
  

And things I never thought I would do or said I'd never do, but, alas, I'm guilty!

• Breastfeed
• Not want to stop breastfeeding
• Let Alessia sleep in our bed
• Go out without makeup on
• Breastfeed in public
• Wipe drool, spit-up, boogers with my bare hand
• Go out without realizing I have spit-up on me
• Pick someone else's nose (Alessia's of course)

I know there's more, but I can't think of them right now...

What do you do/say now that you're a mom that surprises you? Any mom-to-bes: what does your "never" list look like?