Friday, August 8, 2008

I would never!!

Now that I'm a mom, I find that I say things never imagined I would. Here's a sampling:
  • "Does this poop look normal to you?"
  • "No peeing on the table!"
  • "Yay!! A poopy diaper!"
  • "That was a lot of pee-pee!"
  • "I don't have a third boob to offer you"
  • "That was a good one!" (in reference to gas)
  • "Just let me suck these boogers out!"
And things I never thought I would do or said I'd never do, but, alas, I'm guilty!
  • Breastfeed
  • Not want to stop breastfeeding
  • Let Alessia sleep in our bed
  • Go out without makeup on
  • Breastfeed in public
  • Wipe drool, spit-up, boogers with my bare hand
  • Go out without realizing I have spit-up on me
  • Pick someone else's nose (Alessia's of course)
I know there's more, but I can't think of them right now...

What do you do/say now that you're a mom that surprises you? Any mom-to-bes: what does your "never" list look like?


Mommy-to-Be Stacie said...

Our baby will NOT sleep in our bed...yea, let's see how long that lasts for!!! Have a good day!

Dana said...

that was a cute list!!!

Christy said...

I thought having a baby wouldn't affect my social life. But in reality, I have never left my kids with a babysitter, and I am a slave to their nap schedules. This means I have absolutely NO social life.

Dana said...

stop by to enter my binky leash giveaway!!